I threw her out the window
Because she broke my heart
And I knew that it was time for us to part
I threw her out the window
It wasn't hard to do
She was small, you know, just five foot two
I threw her out the window
Very sudden, very quick
When tossing out a window that's the trick
I threw her out the window
So fast I doubt she was aware
How the sun caught the highlights in her hair
I threw her out the window
And she landed with a thud
It rained the night before so there was mud
I threw her out the window
Then sadly walked back home
With my broken heart and her lawn gnome
- C. S. Winter